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 //Mi//. Detested bird! May Zeus crunch your every bone! Shrill, envious brute: to wake me from delightful dreams of wealth and magic blessedness with those piercing, deafening notes! Am I not even in sleep to find a refuge from Poverty, Poverty more vile than your vile self? Why, it cannot be midnight yet: all is hushed; numbness — sure messenger of approaching dawn — has not yet performed its morning office upon my limbs: and this wakeful brute (one would think he was guarding the golden fleece) starts crowing before night has fairly begun. But he shall pay for it.— Yes; only wait till daylight comes, and my stick shall avenge me; I am not going to flounder about after you in the dark. //Mi//. Detested bird! May Zeus crunch your every bone! Shrill, envious brute: to wake me from delightful dreams of wealth and magic blessedness with those piercing, deafening notes! Am I not even in sleep to find a refuge from Poverty, Poverty more vile than your vile self? Why, it cannot be midnight yet: all is hushed; numbness — sure messenger of approaching dawn — has not yet performed its morning office upon my limbs: and this wakeful brute (one would think he was guarding the golden fleece) starts crowing before night has fairly begun. But he shall pay for it.— Yes; only wait till daylight comes, and my stick shall avenge me; I am not going to flounder about after you in the dark.
  
-{{:images/200/the-cock.png?200x200|The poor cobbler Micyllus threatens to kill a rooster which has woken him from a dream of riches. The cockerel explains that he is a reincarnation of Pythagoras. He grants Micyllus the power of invisibility so he can show him the private life of the rich and prove the cobbler is far better off in his poverty.}}+{{:home:texts_and_library:dialogues:the-rooster.png?200 |The poor cobbler Micyllus threatens to kill a rooster which has woken him from a dream of riches. The cockerel explains that he is a reincarnation of Pythagoras. He grants Micyllus the power of invisibility so he can show him the private life of the rich and prove the cobbler is far better off in his poverty.}} 
 //Rooster//. Why, master, I meant to give you a pleasant surprise: I borrowed what I could from the night, that you might be up early and break the back of your work; think, if you get a shoe done before sunrise, you are so much the nearer to earning your day’s bread. However, if you prefer to sleep, I have done; I will be mute as any fish. Only you may find your rich dreams followed by a hungry awakening. //Rooster//. Why, master, I meant to give you a pleasant surprise: I borrowed what I could from the night, that you might be up early and break the back of your work; think, if you get a shoe done before sunrise, you are so much the nearer to earning your day’s bread. However, if you prefer to sleep, I have done; I will be mute as any fish. Only you may find your rich dreams followed by a hungry awakening.
  
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 //Rooster//. Listen. You will doubtless be surprised to learn that not so long ago the rooster who stands before you was a man. //Rooster//. Listen. You will doubtless be surprised to learn that not so long ago the rooster who stands before you was a man.
  
-//Mi//. Why, to be sure, I have heard something like this before about a rooster. It was the story of a young man called Alectryon; he was a friend of Ares,— used to join in his revels and junketings, and give him a hand in his love affairs. Whenever Ares went to pay a sly visit to Aphrodite, he used to take Alectryon with him, and as he was particularly afraid that the Sun would see him, and tell Hephaestus, he would always leave Alectryon at the door, so that he might give him warning when the Sun was up. But one day Alectryon fell asleep, and unwittingly betrayed his trust; the consequence was that the Sun got a peep at the lovers, while Ares was having a comfortable nap, relying on Alectryon to tell him if any one came. Hephaestus heard of it, and caught them in that cage of his, which he had long had waiting for them. When Ares was released, he was so angry with Alectryon that he turned him into a rooster, armour and all, as is shown by his crest; and that is what makes you roosters in such a hurry to crow at dawn, to let us know that the Sun is coming up presently; it is your way of apologizing to Ares, though crowing will not mend matters now.+//Mi//. Why, to be sure, I have heard something like this before about a rooster. It was the story of a young man called Alectryon; he was a friend of Ares,— used to join in his revels and junketings, and give him a hand in his love affairs. Whenever Ares went to pay a sly visit to Aphrodite, he used to take Alectryon with him, and as he was particularly afraid that the Sun would see him, and tell Hephaestus, he would always leave Alectryon at the door, so that he might give him warning when the Sun was up. But one day Alectryon fell asleep, and unwittingly betrayed his trust; the consequence was that the Sun got a peep at the lovers, while Ares was having a comfortable nap, relying on Alectryon to tell him if anyone came. Hephaestus heard of it, and caught them in that cage of his, which he had long had waiting for them. When Ares was released, he was so angry with Alectryon that he turned him into a rooster, armour and all, as is shown by his crest; and that is what makes you roosters in such a hurry to crow at dawn, to let us know that the Sun is coming up presently; it is your way of apologizing to Ares, though crowing will not mend matters now.
  
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-Health and strength, and a hardiness that sets cold at defiance. Your work keeps you keen-set; the ills that seem insuperable to other men find a tough customer in you. Why, no serious sickness ever comes near you: fever, perhaps, lays a light hand on you now and again; you let him have his way for a day or two, and then you are up again, and shake the pest off; he beats a hasty retreat, not liking the look of a man who drinks cold water at that rate, and has such a short way with the doctors. But look at the rich: name the disease to which these creatures are not subjected by their intemperance; gout, consumption, pneumonia, dropsy,— they all come of high feeding. Some of these men are like Icarus: they fly too high, they get near the sun, not realizing that their wings are fastened with wax; and then some day there is a great splash, and they have disappeared headlong into the deep. Others there are who follow Daedalus’s example; such minds eschew the upper air, and keep their wax within splashing distance of the sea; these generally get safely to their journey’s end.+Health and strength, and a hardiness that sets cold at defiance. Your work keeps you keen-set; the ills that seem insuperable to other men find a tough customer in you. Why, no serious sickness ever comes near you: fever, perhaps, lays a light hand on you now and again; you let him have his way for a day or two, and then you are up again, and shake the pest off; he beats a hasty retreat, not liking the look of a man who drinks cold water at that rate, and has such a short way with the doctors. But look at the rich: name the disease to which these creatures are not subjected by their intemperance; gout, consumption, pneumonia, dropsy,— they all come of high feeding. Some of these men are like Icarus: they fly too high, they get near the sun, not realizing that their wings are fastened with wax; and then someday there is a great splash, and they have disappeared headlong into the deep. Others there are who follow Daedalus’s example; such minds eschew the upper air, and keep their wax within splashing distance of the sea; these generally get safely to their journey’s end.
 //Mi//. Shrewd, sensible fellows. //Mi//. Shrewd, sensible fellows.
  
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 //Mi//. There are two curling ones that hang down. //Mi//. There are two curling ones that hang down.
  
-//Rooster//. The one on the right. By allowing any one to pluck out that feather and carry it, I give him the power, for as long as I like, of opening all doors and seeing everything, himself unseen.+//Rooster//. The one on the right. By allowing anyone to pluck out that feather and carry it, I give him the power, for as long as I like, of opening all doors and seeing everything, himself unseen.
  
 //Mi//. Rooster, you are a positive conjurer. Only give me the feather, and it shall not be long before Simon’s wealth shifts its quarters; I’ll slip in and make a clean sweep. His teeth shall tug leather again. //Mi//. Rooster, you are a positive conjurer. Only give me the feather, and it shall not be long before Simon’s wealth shifts its quarters; I’ll slip in and make a clean sweep. His teeth shall tug leather again.
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 //Mi//. Hermes, of all people, grudge a man a little thievery? I’ll not believe it of him. However, let us start; I promise not to touch the gold ... if I can help it. //Mi//. Hermes, of all people, grudge a man a little thievery? I’ll not believe it of him. However, let us start; I promise not to touch the gold ... if I can help it.
  
-//Rooster//. You must pluck out the feather first.... What’s this? You have taken both!+//Rooster//. You must pluck out the feather first... What’s this? You have taken both!
  
 //Mi//. Better to be on the safe side. And it would look so bad to have one half of your tail gone and not the other. //Mi//. Better to be on the safe side. And it would look so bad to have one half of your tail gone and not the other.
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 //Rooster//. Well. Where shall we go first? To Simon’s? //Rooster//. Well. Where shall we go first? To Simon’s?
  
-//Mi//. Yes, yes, Simon first. Simonides it is, nowadays; two syllables is not enough for him since he has come into money.... Here we are; what do I do next?+//Mi//. Yes, yes, Simon first. Simonides it is, nowadays; two syllables is not enough for him since he has come into money... Here we are; what do I do next?
  
 //Rooster//. Apply the feather to the bolt. //Rooster//. Apply the feather to the bolt.
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 //Rooster//. Listen, and you will understand. //Rooster//. Listen, and you will understand.
  
-//Si//. That seventeen thousand in the hole under my bed is safe enough; not a soul saw me that time. But I believe Sosylus caught me hiding the four thousand under the manger: he is not the most industrious of grooms, he was never too fond of work; but he //lives// in that stable now. And I expect that is not all that has gone, by a long way. What was Tibius doing with those fine great kippers yesterday? And they tell me he paid no less a sum than four shillings for a pair of earrings for his wife. God help me, it’s //my// money they’re flinging about. I’m not easy about all that plate either: what if some one should knock a hole in the wall, and make off with it? Many is the one that envies me, and has an eye on my gold; my neighbour Micyllus is as bad as any of them.+//Si//. That seventeen thousand in the hole under my bed is safe enough; not a soul saw me that time. But I believe Sosylus caught me hiding the four thousand under the manger: he is not the most industrious of grooms, he was never too fond of work; but he //lives// in that stable now. And I expect that is not all that has gone, by a long way. What was Tibius doing with those fine great kippers yesterday? And they tell me he paid no less a sum than four shillings for a pair of earrings for his wife. God help me, it’s //my// money they’re flinging about. I’m not easy about all that plate either: what if someone should knock a hole in the wall, and make off with it? Many is the one that envies me, and has an eye on my gold; my neighbour Micyllus is as bad as any of them.
  
 //Mi//. Hear, hear! He is as bad as Simon; he walks off with other people’s pudding-basins under his arm. //Mi//. Hear, hear! He is as bad as Simon; he walks off with other people’s pudding-basins under his arm.
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 //Rooster//. Hush! we shall be caught. //Rooster//. Hush! we shall be caught.
  
-//Si//. There’s nothing like sitting up, and having everything under one’s own eye. I’ll jump up and go my rounds.... You there! you burglar! I see you.... Ah, it is but a post; all is well. I’ll pull up the gold and count it again; I may have missed something just now.... Hark! a step! I knew it; he is upon me! I am beset with enemies. The world conspires against me. Where is my dagger? Only let me catch ...— I’ll put the gold back.+//Si//. There’s nothing like sitting up, and having everything under one’s own eye. I’ll jump up and go my rounds... You there! you burglar! I see you... Ah, it is but a post; all is well. I’ll pull up the gold and count it again; I may have missed something just now... Hark! a step! I knew it; he is upon me! I am beset with enemies. The world conspires against me. Where is my dagger? Only let me catch ...— I’ll put the gold back.
  
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 //Mi//. The worm! what a life! I wish all my enemies such wealth as his. I’ll just lend him a box on the ear, and then I am ready. //Mi//. The worm! what a life! I wish all my enemies such wealth as his. I’ll just lend him a box on the ear, and then I am ready.
  
-//Si//. Who was that? Some one struck me! Ah! I am robbed!+//Si//. Who was that? Someone struck me! Ah! I am robbed!
  
-//Mi//. Whine away, Simon, and sit up of nights till you are as yellow as the gold you clutch.— I should like to go to Gniphon the usurer’s next; it is quite close.... Again the door opens to us.+//Mi//. Whine away, Simon, and sit up of nights till you are as yellow as the gold you clutch.— I should like to go to Gniphon the usurer’s next; it is quite close... Again the door opens to us.
  
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 //Rooster//. He is sitting up too, look. It is an anxious time with him; he is reckoning his interest. His fingers are worn to the bone. Presently he will have to leave all this, and become a cockroach, or a gnat, or a bluebottle. //Rooster//. He is sitting up too, look. It is an anxious time with him; he is reckoning his interest. His fingers are worn to the bone. Presently he will have to leave all this, and become a cockroach, or a gnat, or a bluebottle.
  
-//Mi//. Senseless brute! it will hardly be a change for the worse. He, like Simon, is pretty well thinned down by his calculations. Let us try some one else.+//Mi//. Senseless brute! it will hardly be a change for the worse. He, like Simon, is pretty well thinned down by his calculations. Let us try someone else.
  
 //Rooster//. What about your friend Eucrates? See, the door stands open; let us go in. //Rooster//. What about your friend Eucrates? See, the door stands open; let us go in.
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